inbox: moo bitch get out the hay
I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you
i have 3 moods: skips every song on my ipod lets the music play without interruption plays the same song on repeat for days
blue-sky-n0ise: kanyewesticle: are you ever so close to a friend that they become family. It’s just normal for them to be around you all the time and know everything about you. You can’t imagine a day without them, they’re literally what gets you through the day and your life and you don’t know what you’d do without them, yeah that’s the shit i like Holly
dirudo: When your friend shares someones nudes with you
I think it’s intoxicating when somebody is so unapologetically who they are.– Don Cheadle (via wolfandmay)
thatfunnyblog: When someone calls me attractive Funny Stuff you like?
kuroenigma: echobo: lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake
People: You're going to go deaf because you play your music so loud.
Me: At least I won't have to listen to your bullshit.
Wathcing a scary movie with some friends......
laugh-addict: then you guys hear a noise
dangerhamster: carry-on-my-wayward-doitsu: REMINDER THAT THE UK RULED ONE FIFTH OF THE WORLD, WE DON’T NEED TO WIN NO SINGING COMPETITION TO PROVE OURSELVES TO EUROPE Eurovision hasn’t even happened yet and we’re already coming up with excuses to why we didn’t win.
for an ugly person my standards are unrealistically high
chanandlerb0ng: “hey sorry i was busy” kidding i was watching my fave tv show and u interrupted rude
im slowly unlearning how to english